Grist to the Mill

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I was walking one day to the post office in the village, and I heard a woman in great distress.  "Oh! Oh! Help! Help!" she cried, "my baby has fallen down the well!" "What happened?" I asked. "She was in the garden, and wandered off.. when I found her she was on the edge, and before I could stop her, she fell!" We ran to the well, and I leant forward. I couldn't see very well because it was so dark, but I could hear a small sound below.  Using the rope which was tied to the water bucket, I climbed down to the bottom. It wasn't very deep, and there was only a small puddle of water. There I found the baby and she seemed to be unharmed, but she was  covered in mud.  I took her carefully in my arms and climbed back up. "Look!" explained, "Your baby is safe and well. She fell into soft mud, which broke her fall - now she just needs a bath!" Holding her baby tight, the relieved mother replied,"Well I...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGMOB2K78iM If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a bell, I'd ring it in the morning, I'd ring it in the evening, All over this land I'd ring out danger, I'd ring out a warning I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning, I'd sing it in the evening, All over this land I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out a warning I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. Well I got a hammer, And I got a bell, And I got a song to sing, all over this land. It's the hammer of Justice, It's the bell of Freedom, It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. It's ...

Toxic fandom: Online bullying in the name of your favourite stars GETTY IMAGES - RAY QUAN Image copyright Pete Davidson, the Saturday Night Live comedian engaged to Ariana Grande, recently quit Instagram. "The internet is an evil place and it doesn't make me feel good," he wrote in his Insta Story as he left the app. Ariana said  she was planning to do the same , tweeting that negativity online can really "bum you out". Pete had been targeted by some of the singer's most hardcore fans for writing "what a cutie" on a photo of Ari and her granddad. Image copyright INSTAGRAM / PETE DAVIDSON Image caption Pete signed off from Instagram with this message about social media It wasn't the first time he had come under attack from Ariana's fans - known as Arianators - since the two started dating in May of this year. And it's definitely not the only example of fans turning toxic online. Canadian writer Wanna Thomps...

Third Conditionals and Mixed Conditionals Conditionals are sentences with two clauses – an 'if' clause and a main clause – that are closely related. Conditional sentences are often divided into different types. Third Conditional Third conditional sentences describe the past . They describe something that didn’t happen . If I’d studied harder at school I would have gone to university. He didn’t study very hard and he didn’t go to university. We wouldn’t have got lost if you hadn’t given me the wrong directions. She wasn't given the correct directions and she didn't find her way. She might have finished the exam if she’d had more time. She didn't finish the exam and she didn't have more time. In third conditional sentences, the structure is usually if + past perfect and would + perfect infinitive (e.g. have done) . It’s not important which clause comes first. Notice that other modal verbs can be used instead of ‘ wo...