Good Bad Jokes

To the guy who stole my antidepressants the other day..... I 
hope you’re happy now







I used to think I was a tortoise but then I came out of my shell






My new kettle is fantastic. It boiled in seconds.

 I'm gonna try putting water in it next time.

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